Gurgg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rasmallet]

Jewls Baby Jewls

i loved it what you were trying to do here was illustrate how violence is everywhere man its like in breakfast cereals and cartoons n shit

[All of Nothing]

Whoa!

the shit that must go on inside your head! This shit is fucking awesome if i could get my brain to think like that i would become a fucking super genious who could Fly! Call 860-292-600 ask for Elaine and tell her that you get free acid from Gurgg she will understand and you will get some in the mail!

[Grim Reaper Feb 04]

Awesome

i gotta go boy did this make my morning this is some funny fuckin shit, ya think people really shit themselves when they die?

[Pico VS Zombies DoD]

Jesus

well first of all the violence was way to fucking cheezy and fake looking it was almost as if you tryed to make it digusting by how much blood there was, quality, not quantitiy and the Pico character coud have beeen alot more funny that would have made a sick fucking movie!
Never the less the movie was cool and i like it i wud like to see a sequl

[Radio call gone bad]

Hahhahaha

funny and sexy i once was having sex with a clown and i shit my pants please cook me some soup

[Sounds Of Thunder]

In soviet Russia....

... you do not fork road road forks you!
Awesome expand it make it into a movie and i will buy a ticket to Moscow

[FLASH Fables - Humpty Dumpty]

Cool

i once met a man with striking blonde hair and bright purple eyes he didnt seem like much but when he got into a car and drove around that track i knew he was insatcible, do you know who that man later turned out to be? Hmmm? Do ya? well that turned out to be a young Sean Conery and from that day on i knew i could never ever feel like a woman unless it was to Sean Conery (while wearing my knickers around my head of corse)

[Pre-veiw Chosen Anarchy]

What the fuck?

um i dont know what to make of it but i do know there was slipknot in it, maybe this isnt the site to practice the art of being an art douche bag!